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I’m what the kids call
ready to fucking die
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straight girl: *sees literally any guy with a lisp*
😳 guys… my Gaydar®™©…. is tingling. 😩🖖 i have the best Gay senses. 🤔 i have the power ✊ to see 🕵🏻 right through the Gay’s thick 👥 external straight™ layers and into their ⭐️gay⭐️ soul. 👁 i am one with the gay community. 🙌👬 I can feel their kind in my bones🙏 …. A gay psychic🔮…. If u will…… 👀After a gay guy says another “masculine” guy is gay.
Straight girl: You are just hoping. 😒Trust me, my Gaydar®™ is amazing💅 I visited NYC/San Francisco once 👬👬 You just wish he was gay because you want him 👨❤️💋👨if he were gay 🌈 I would ✨know✨besides, one time, we met eyes 🌜🌛 and let me tell you, 💁 he wants me 😘Stereotyping straights are we?
Yeah bc they won’t stop murdering us so we unwind from the stress with some light humour
(via cynna-bee)
dgfkljgfk i dnt Know !!!!
tagged by @catogenic
uhhh i tag @eldeinn nd @fresh-iero
me, procrastinating:
i hope somebody kills me before this is due
STOP IGNORING DISABLED PEOPLE IN YOUR FUCKING POSTS
Some of us literally WILL NOT BE ABLE to live through this because our insurance and/or disability payments could easily fucking be stripped from us and we’ll die from that alone
Not through dramatic murder, but through quiet, legislated culling
(Source: bonegrenade-archive, via )