me, procrastinating:
i hope somebody kills me before this is due
what i lack in personality i make up for in
nothing
(Source: sensitiveaangel, via templeofanubis-deactivated20170)
Am I ok?
…..
…….
……
……
NO!
my talents include avoiding difficult conversations and getting really sad over things i saw coming
I heard you like bad girls. Well I’m bad
At everything
*winks at you with both eyes*
psa
i sUCK!!!!!!!
*falls behind in life* haha the lag
me: *has an emotional breakdown first thing in the morning instead of late in the evening*
me: variety is the spice of life
Someone:
why do u always say u feel sick
Me:
because, my sweet dude, I literally cannot determine the line between my mental illness and physical unwellness anymore. I am Literally Always Ready To Die I am in a constant state of uncomfort my guy it always makes me feel like I'm gonna be ridin the queasy train to regretville
Me:
haha
someone else:
*makes a mistake*
me:
don't worry buddy! it is not a big deal! we can fix this! we'll figure it out!!
me:
*makes a mistake*
me:
i am irredeemable worthless garbage and i want to die